Pupsicle

Slippery little bridges. Little Feet calls them Parley Bridges - not sure where he came up with that, but he is only 6.

I am a dog, as you know, and we sometimes hit our limit on cold weather, just like humans. Maybe it's because we don't get outside as much and it makes us stir crazy. Plus, we are a radar to your moods. A-Dog has so many moods that I get exhausted! But being trapped inside for days and days of below 0 degrees, works your last nerve.

Complaining is ending now - this mouth breather is gonna convince her humans to go outside now. You too, lazy brains!


Here endeth the doggie lesson - woof!



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Yoga Dog

Okay, you'd think it would be a photo of me in down dog (the position us canines have made famous), but I prefer Savasana or Corpse Pose. After playing a little Liz Phair on my guitar, I need to stretch and relax with a bit of yoga.

Dogs stretch and take care of their bodies, if you let them. We like to get a good workout - it makes us give you that awesome ear-to-ear doggie smile.

So, get out and play! We can both use some running around. And then we can eat, stretch and crash (I mean meditate.) Sounds pretty good, yes?


Here endeth the doggie lesson - woof!



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Just Love Me

Not too much to ask. I always love you - it's never even a question in what I call my mind.

I can do it by pretending you're a dog. Dogs prefer dogs - that's just a fact, jack. And in your own way, you pretend I'm human. Or at least you project human behavior onto me. And I LIKE it.

So, in my head, we're just a pack, jack. Your big brain might say otherwise, but don't you prefer just hanging with me to almost anything else? It's completely the shiznit :)

Here endeth the doggie lesson - woof!



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Kong Flagellation

Bang your Kong - Get it On!

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Dog Resolutions

Run more.
Sleep more.
Play more.
Eat more (human food).
Pee less.
Poop more.
Use more of the bed.
Let them show me who's boss.
Sneak more beer.


Yup, looks good to me.


No doggie lesson today - woof!



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Happy Holidays Woof!

Happy Woofing Holidays.

Really people, do you have to do this kind of thing to us?

Please, don't shame us like this. We give you unconditional love... isn't that enough?

Resolution 2009 - find and hide all dog costumes. You hear me, my kinfolk?

Look at my face. Says it all, doesn't it?

Here endeth the doggie lesson - woof!

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Snow Dog

Is there anything better than sticking your snout in snow? Eating snow on the run is pretty good too...

Here in the Northeast, we dogs rock with the changing seasons. We dig more from fall to spring, because WE CAN! There are leaves and snow separating us from the precious ground, so we get a pass on the "No dig!" command.

Anytime I can shove my face into something soft and get a big whiff is a good time. Snout in snow makes me sneeze - love that. And gobbling snow on the run is just another pleasure I can't pass up. On a winter walk, the air is dry, so I hydrate. It's what great athletes do :)

One caveat - if your dog is older and eats snow obsessively, you might want to make a trip to the V-E-T (I have to spell it for those sensitive dogs out there.) It could be a sign of a health problem.

But if your dog is just as quirky, and dare I say, lovable as I am, Let them eat snow!


Here endeth the doggie lesson - woof!



Hey! That's my head right there.
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